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Tempting Talias

Tempting Talias

Fokies

Fokies

Sunday, October 19, 2008

What are Lous then?

Lous are also named after a granddaughter, actually, everything is named after a grandchild thats what makes this so fun, we get more creative everytime the kids have more kids.

There are various kinds of Lous, pretty much your basic size cupcakes, but oh, don't mistake them for just any ol' cake, oh no they are so much more high maintenance than that, just like that sweet granddaughter. Try one, they're great and fun, perfect for birthdays or everyday, in fact order a box to go along with your pokies.

Whats Is a Pokie Anyway?

What you are eating is a pokie, what Pokie is eating is a cookie. Still doesn't make sense? Thats probably because you're not eating a pokie. Shame on you and place an immediate order!

Pokies are named after a darling little grandaughter. They are cake covered in chocolate filled with yummy, sugary, fattening fillings (if we gave you details you'd get fatter just thinking about it). But don't worry they come in Fokies too, that's right, fake pokies (the kind that make you skinnier). Don't believe us, just try, order a whole box today, eat only these for an entire month and we guarantee you'll shed the pounds. Go on order!

Skinny Fatness

How many times have you thought "I wish I was skinnier"? Well if I had cheeks like this cookie eating pokie I'd be quiet content. In my eyes I am Skinny even in my Fatness ways. In these "Hard Economic Times" who couldn't use one of these delicious mini bundt cakes or a Tempting Talia. I know when I've had a rough day I'll sit down with a box of Pokies (not bon bons) and indulge all the stress away. Skinny? Oh yes when I close my eyes I see a size 2 figure. Its when I open them that I enter reality again. So I'm gettin rid of all my mirrors in my garage sale this weekend and then I think I'll relax with just me, Big Ben and a tall Drink of Water (and I ain't talkin' H2O).

I will start excerising, tomorrow for sure but I've found a way that I don't even have to change my eating habits much at all. No. I found a way to make Pokies not so fattening, thats right a "Lite" Pokie, we call them Hokie Pokies!

So to all you women out there I say its time to Perk Up! Stop worrying about what you look like, close your eyes, picture a size 2, sell your mirrors and start living Skinny again. Pokie-lous, there's one for you.